The question for the curious dumbo is, why can't anyone just fucking drink coffee instead of registering it as an enema? Why do we have to goddamn undergo that happy trip to the doc's office and have our butts plugged and sucked from within?! The answer is, coffee taken as a beverage may cause hypoglycemia. Also, enema targets the liver, gall, and colon directly so the poison gets flushed out quickly. Remember that a gallstone removed is a life saved. A more extreme case of this, in fact, is coffee enema on a daily basis.